I’ve never been so hungover in my life.
I’m actually ashamed of myself right now. Cheers to being the most pathetic person in existence.
I need some jalapeño juice, stat.
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Taryn’s latest :)
big things for him, i’m calling it now.
What in the….
TRANSLATION:
“everything in the whole world’s less important when you’re drunk. ya know?
“not gonna lie, fucking smashed.”
“honestly embarrassed for myself right now.”
“mostly naked. I don’t give a fuck.”
“SO MUCH BABY CORNS” (in my noodles…)
“HOW AM I THIS DRUNK RIGHT NOW?!”
i went hard. all weekend.
Before this weekend:
I didn’t like Canadians as a general rule.
I didn’t like whiskey.
I had never sunburnt.
I’d never drank before 9am.
I’d never drank before 9am for three consecutive days.
Life shit has changed.
:)
Desperation only gets you so far. At some point you have to face the reality that the “assholes” who made brief appearances in your life were not conquests. You didn’t win them over with your stellar seduction skills and wit. You were not the victor in the game. What you did was throw yourself at them, so they used you like the cheap girl you presented yourself as. Get some self respect, reign in the cries for attention, and for the love of god stop complaining about all of the bad men in the world.
Anonymous asked: when was the last time you were really angry?
A few weeks ago. My boss and I got into it. It was the first time in a long time that I’ve been that mad. Life’s been damn good lately :)
Its just a natural order that can’t be explained.
woah.
(Source: infinity-imagined, via sillymillie)
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Some linguists say that languages are disappearing at the rate of two a month. Half of the world’s remaining 7,000 or so languages may be gone by the end of this century, pushed into disuse by English, Spanish and other dominating languages.The die-off has parallels to the extinction of animals. The death of a language, linguists say, robs humanity of ideas, belief systems and knowledge of the natural world. Languages are repositories of human experience that have evolved over centuries, even millennia. When [languages] die, bridges will not fall down. Ecosystems will not be disrupted. Few may notice. Language is an invisible triumph of humanity and its disappearance brings only silence.
TIM JOHNSON (via hungry—eyed)
I see you Sasquatch.
